I had a long conversation with a friend last night about people that get on our nerves. After running off at the mouth for nearly an hour, I had incredible pangs of guilt for finding fault with so many others. But as my friend stated, "plenty of people find fault with us."
Wow. This was true. So what I had beef with rude cashiers, mother's who don't believe in spanking, white boys that listen to rap, siamese cat lovers and any fan of William Shatner? I got on plenty of people's nerves.
I am a right winged, conservative, pro gun, pro life, pro Christmas, pro God, pro Military southern white girl. Wow. I just got on 3.2 billion people's nerves right there. I am okay with that.
Let me say that I do not find myself superior to anyone. I have faults, I have weaknesses, but I don't wear knock off Ugg boots over "Juicy" sweat pants. If you are wearing this, I will trip on you. That's just fact. If I left the house in that outfit, I would expect to be tripped on as well.
This is just a word of warning-if my sarcasm offends you, if my political stance offends you, if the way I complain about Wal-Mart and telemarketers and ignorance and ugly outfits offends you- you are free to not read what I write at any time.
Make fun of me, I will make fun of you, and everything will be as cool as the flip side of the pillow.
Girl, I'm totally convinced now that you only go to Wal-Mart anymore to get material for your future standup act. I would pay to see it, too.
ReplyDeleteGirl, you know it. Too bad their prices are the lowest on toilet paper, or that really would be the only reason I go there.
ReplyDeleteWe are polar opposites and I still read your stuff. I can dig it.
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