 |
| Sup. My name is Fuzznuts. I work the wheel in that crazy heiffer's head. I've given up work for Lent. Heading out west to Rancho Cucamonga to chill with my cousin Einstein. Susannah wanted Einstein as her Mind Rodent, but he's been happily employed by Bill Gates for years. Anyway, let her steal some of your ideas. Lord knows she needs all the help she can get while I'm not around. Oh, like my Mazda? Zoom. Zoom. |
So, I am putting out an open invitation. Please comment and let me know what topic you would like for me to blog about. I just ended a sentence in a preposition, but I don't give a rat's anus at this point.
Beef Jerky, Turtle Wax, Shih-Tzu Puppies suffering from Distemper. It doesn't matter. Just hit me with your ideas.
I am going to compile a mega post and touch on all of the subjects suggested. I'm getting ideas from my Facebookers and Twatters....wait, Tweeters, but I need my fellow Bloggers to chime in with something.
I will give you full credit for your ideas. And I will link back to you. Don't you want my readers to click your link and discover you? I will have you know that I have connections to some very successful people. Vince from the Sham-Wow commercial reads this blog.
Not really.
So, please let me know what you want me to blog about. There goes that ending a sentence in a preposition thing again. And again, I don't give rat's anus.
Come on. Share your mind juice with me.
Wait. I'm not big on sharing any sort of juices.
Just give me ideas, eh?
Dolls that talk.
ReplyDeleteOh yes. The talking doll. Check.
DeleteI want to know more about fuzznuts. J
ReplyDeleteDon't we all, dear boy?
Deletewhatever happened to Glamour Shots??
ReplyDeleteWhat the f*@$ is Jeff from the Wiggles on to make him so sleepy all the freaking time??
ReplyDeleteBahhaaa! Who is this! I need your name to give you credit for such a hilarious ass question! One of which I have pondered regularly!!
DeleteGirl its Tiffany, forgot to add my name at the bottom. I wonder this every morn while M is watching cartoons.
DeleteOh and here's another.... why the HELL do you have 22's on your 1995 Corolla???? I saw this the other day and almost shit myself. I didnt even think a car that size was capable of having tires that big. Looked ridiculous!
DeleteCheck, check and check Tiffany!
DeleteI want to hear more stories about you pissing yourself or something else that will mortify your husband. Ooh, maybe talk more about him running around Sports Authority or Dick's or wherever it was like a puppy on crack. That image still cracks me up. Oh, and you should totally link up with YeahWrite http://yeahwrite.me/51-open/#more-8980 More people need to be reading your shit.
ReplyDeleteOh, girl. I can definitely do that!!! And I am too stupid to know how to link up with Yeah Write, but I will try! Thanks for the suggestion!
DeleteOh this is such a good idea, I am totally blocked up at the moment, and by that of course you know I mean writing wise, not constipated right? I have no idea what to blog about....can I steal your idea? Of course no one hardly ever comments on my blogs, even though I know I have the readers from the stat counter....so it may not help!
ReplyDeleteSure! And I will be sure to comment and post a suggestion! It's helped get my mind unclogged quite a bit.
Delete